Now That's Funny!

SDSU football. Now that may be my biggest joke yet.

Breakfast At Tiphony's...

Due to my current financial state my wife will not be receiving any Birthday or Christmas gifts from Tiffany & Co. this year. I will have to resort to Tiphony & Co. As they say, it's the thought that counts.

Think About It

I think toothpaste should be called teethpaste. It's not like you use it to brush your tooth, well hopefully not.

You Can't Have One Without The Other.

Spic & Span is a peculiar term. A recently cleaned room is never Spic and it certainly is never Span but somehow it can be both Spic & Span without really being either one. This is some crazy world we live in.

Sleeping Like A What?

I don't know where the term "Sleeping Like a Baby" originated from. Last I checked, my baby wets his bed and cries at night.

Fixed?

After our 4th child my wife suggested I get fixed. So after all she had been through, I obliged. But as far as I'm concerned I was not fixed at all. According to that logic I just fixed my Volvo's AC, because there is no cold air coming out.

'Tis The Season.

When the Crips and Bloods wrap their Christmas presents, is that considered Gansta Wrap?
Yeeeeeea Boy!