Now That's Funny!

SDSU football. Now that may be my biggest joke yet.

Breakfast At Tiphony's...

Due to my current financial state my wife will not be receiving any Birthday or Christmas gifts from Tiffany & Co. this year. I will have to resort to Tiphony & Co. As they say, it's the thought that counts.

Think About It

I think toothpaste should be called teethpaste. It's not like you use it to brush your tooth, well hopefully not.

You Can't Have One Without The Other.

Spic & Span is a peculiar term. A recently cleaned room is never Spic and it certainly is never Span but somehow it can be both Spic & Span without really being either one. This is some crazy world we live in.

Sleeping Like A What?

I don't know where the term "Sleeping Like a Baby" originated from. Last I checked, my baby wets his bed and cries at night.

Fixed?

After our 4th child my wife suggested I get fixed. So after all she had been through, I obliged. But as far as I'm concerned I was not fixed at all. According to that logic I just fixed my Volvo's AC, because there is no cold air coming out.

'Tis The Season.

When the Crips and Bloods wrap their Christmas presents, is that considered Gansta Wrap?
Yeeeeeea Boy!

Conspiracy Thoery

Need I say more?

Don't Be Riduckulous!

Times are so tough, that studies show 3 out of 4 ducks can't afford their bills. Of course this does not apply to the rich ducks, cause they are Billionaires.

The Phantom

I'm thinking about getting a real classy white mask as well as a beautiful black cape and hiding out in Oprah's studio for about a month or so. I shall call myself the "Phantom of the Oprah".

The only problem is, real nice capes are really hard to find.

Chauvinism?

Do you think Grizzlies like their women Bear Foot and pregnant? If they did, would that be so wrong?

Poor Racists

Do you think the racist on a budget shops at KKK-Mart? If not he probably should, especially considering the current economy.

The Potluck Mystery

I've never smoked pot and don't believe in luck, but I love a good Potluck. Go figure.

That's Not Fair

I wonder if White people are allowed to bid at Affirmative Auctions.

"Going once, going twice, sold to the Non-Anglo in the front row."